January 2012
lordsteve:
what if we lived in a magical world where hogwarts is real and pokemon stalk in the tall grass
but the catch is
you are terrible at all of that stuff.
your cool uncle ash gives you a pikachu for your tenth birthday but you forget to feed it a bunch and in its weakened state it is tormented by electro-parasites and grows sickly. stronger pokemon, trained by the bullies at your...
this journal raises a lot more questions than it...
fuck.
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tyrawanks:
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
Did you know if you added an apostrophe-S ('s) to...
lesbroh:
frog-hair:
frenchbreadat3am:
frog-hair:
themanx:
Jesse’s Burnells
Lee’s Paces
Jared’s Padaleckis
oh my god
everyone must reblog this
Ohmygod ohmygod Jesse Alex and I just had the SAME EXACT CONVERSATION LIKE A WEEK AGO.
Alex’s bush was our favorite.
WTF THAT WAS ME! WE HAD THAT CONVERSATION!
That’s right!! It was you, me, Alex, Miranda, Tabitha and Natalie!...
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"(No Exams - LOL)"
livesstillposed:
-Actual part of an email from one of my professors.
I fucking love this semester.
i read this and just assumed it was George’s class, so then i went and checked my email. obviously my suspicion was confirmed.
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Listen
it's TMI tuesday and I'm at work.
get me fired
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alexis just brought me mac & cheese at work
i am the happiest camper.
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oh hey flashbacks, fancy meeting you here.
and my life goes down the shitter for another indefinite amount of time.
nope
this is the only time i've ever been upset about...
can't sleep because i feel too sick, but don't...
fuck.
note to self: stop spending money
do you guys ever get friendship crushes on people
fisticuffsandadventure:
like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER…
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Reports from Sim Child Services
jeremycarvers:
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“Why should I be respected and honored if I like to be spanked? Well, for my...”
– Ozymandias’s Crushing and Venting Engine of Doom (via Figleaf’s Real Adult Sex
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