I get daily deal e-mails, and the one I just opened has a picture of a T-Rex popping out looking all menacing.

I got really excited that I was gonna get a bangin’ deal on a new dinosaur, until I realized that the T-Rex was popping out of the 3D-TV that was on sale.

Monday May 5 @ 07:38pm
i just ate a kraft single

UHMERRRKA

Tuesday May 5 @ 03:41am
perfect couple award

perfect couple award

Tuesday May 5 @ 03:14am
the thing i can’t deal with about life is how absolutely ordinary it is.

there’s nothing to get excited about anymore.

Monday Apr 4 @ 03:47am
shitty instant noodles and coheed

my attempt to stave off depressive episodes

i feel like i could be doing this better

Monday Apr 4 @ 12:59am
I feel like the best course of action for today is just to go back to sleep.

I mean, it’s the best course of action every day.

but today especially.

Monday Apr 4 @ 12:07pm
the party i was going to go to on friday night got cancelled.

new plan: do ALL the laundry!

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 02:35am
happy 13th

happy 13th

Friday Apr 4 @ 09:22pm
why is blue hair so fucking difficult to maintain?

i quit.

tumblr, pick my next color.

Sunday Apr 4 @ 01:56am
i’m never eating dinner again

it only ever ends in tears

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:23am
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